The Guy In Katsuya

yes, believe it or not, this is a real conversation that took place one afternoon while i was waiting for my lunch.

guy in katsuya: "i like your boots"

me: "thanks"

him: "i'd love to see how they look on my bedroom floor, can i buy you lunch?"

me: "pfffft, why don't you buy yourself a new line"

him: "i've got a million lines"

me: "do they always work out this well for you?"

him: "you're a bitch"

LIKE, SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!? what the HELL is wrong with men?

gosh i'm lucky to be back in the dating world...

xo
g.