Do you have a mirror?

This is a serious question...
When you stroll into work with your wet hair, sporting your muffin top and an unbelievable amount of cleave, i can't help but wonder, do you have a mirror?

Perhaps we should set some guidelines:

• Your hair should be dry, not wet. If you don't have time for a style, put it up!
• Wear clothes that fit you. Muffin tops are only acceptable on top of actual muffins.
• Despite what you think, the entire building does not want to see your cleave, cover it up from 9-5.
• Your shoes, should be a bitchin pair of heals.
• Your make up, should compliment your ensemble not take it over.

I'm just saying, have a little respect for yourself and for everyone else that has to look at you throughout out the day.

xo
Daisy

GROCERY DELIVERY IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST!

I probably have had my groceries delivered at least 4 or 5 times now and it never gets old. I mean seriously, how amazing it that you can have anything you want from a grocery store delivered right to your door! It's pretty f''in dope. I mean the time it saves and just the fact that I can sit on my couch and do it all on the computer! We're so lucky.

Try it!
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Hunter

MY NEW PURSE!!

So I've been searching and searching for a new black purse. Something that I can alternate with my Louis! Of course, I knew that I wasn't going to be able to buy something as nice as my Louis, but something that would still be a nice classic purse. I was a little bored on Sunday and decided I should make a run to Marshall's just to see what they had. Well, I found my perfect black purse. It's a beautiful black leather Charles David with gold accent!!! OMG!!! It's perfect! I also found a few other things. God I just love shopping! It makes me soooooooooooo happy! I will upload pics of my Louis and my new Charles!

Hunter xoxo

I Got the Apartment!

After searching for a couple of weeks for a place to live, I finally found one! I can't believe the crap that's out there and I think that I kinda lucked out on this place. It's about 850 square feet, so it's not big by any means, it's not flashy and it's not luxurious, but I think it's perfect for me and it's my very own space. It's a one bedroom, one bath with a separate vanity area from the actual bathroom (which i LOVE), the bedroom has not one, but TWO full length closets that will most definitely prove to be the best thing ever. It's an upstairs unit with a patio for my little french guy. new carpet, paint and tile throughout. The kitchen is small, but has a brand new stove and dishwasher and there are tons of cabinets and built in storage areas which will be perfect for housing all of my crap. Move in will be somewhere around the 6th or 7th of february. I hope Pierre likes it! Until then, I will be packing and buying all of the things i'm going to need for my new place. I can't wait to move in and will post an update with some pictures as soon as I do!

Until then.
g.

My Patchwork Suede Purse

So, I'm at this bar in the valley hangin' out on a barstool watching some friends play darts, it's late, everyone in the place is drunk and next thing I know there is a weird creepy guy standing behind me asking me "is that your purse?", so I say "yes, it is", he then asks "well, what's in it?", to which I respond "stuff".

Now I'm not sure, because I have been out of the game a while, but I would venture to guess that this is NOT normal guy behavior, or is it? Do guys look at me and think "god, I'm totally going to approach that girl and make a complete ass out of myself", or do they look at me and, thinking with the wrong head, say the first unintelligent thing that flies out of their mouths?

Baffled.
g.

The Guy In Katsuya

yes, believe it or not, this is a real conversation that took place one afternoon while i was waiting for my lunch.

guy in katsuya: "i like your boots"

me: "thanks"

him: "i'd love to see how they look on my bedroom floor, can i buy you lunch?"

me: "pfffft, why don't you buy yourself a new line"

him: "i've got a million lines"

me: "do they always work out this well for you?"

him: "you're a bitch"

LIKE, SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!? what the HELL is wrong with men?

gosh i'm lucky to be back in the dating world...

xo
g.

Fred Segal

PRIVATE SALE... 50% off... Need I say more?






PS. It ends Sunday. So hurry up.

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