Do you have a mirror?

This is a serious question...
When you stroll into work with your wet hair, sporting your muffin top and an unbelievable amount of cleave, i can't help but wonder, do you have a mirror?

Perhaps we should set some guidelines:

• Your hair should be dry, not wet. If you don't have time for a style, put it up!
• Wear clothes that fit you. Muffin tops are only acceptable on top of actual muffins.
• Despite what you think, the entire building does not want to see your cleave, cover it up from 9-5.
• Your shoes, should be a bitchin pair of heals.
• Your make up, should compliment your ensemble not take it over.

I'm just saying, have a little respect for yourself and for everyone else that has to look at you throughout out the day.

xo
Daisy